The beluga whales in Marineland, Niagara Falls, are cryogenically frozen every winter while there are fewer visitors to make them live twice as long.
In 1921, Toronto scientists successfully isolated insulin. Not to be outdone, in 1922, Montreal scientists developed a diet version.
An exception to the liquor laws is granted every year by the province of Ontario to the Premier so he or she can sell home brew to guests at the summer garden party.
Downtown Winnipeg sits on top of a dormant volcano. There is no contingency plan in case of an eruption, as the centre is usually empty anyway.
Satellite evidence reveals there is still 8% of Toronto that nobody has yet built a condo on.